Rain "Touch Your Toes" Budha - Vocals/Lead Banjo
Back in the days of jak-22 the band found it hard to get motivated to have band prac's due to lack of or extreamly low libedo so they decided to take some horny goat weed supliments (an Aphrodisiac) turns out it didnt do shit and they still find it hard to get it up.
It is however noted that their band practices basicly mean sitting around drinking and going to the nearest KFC. The Band Is famous for its band practices which often last for hours. It turns out it was just a bunch of cheese Band Practices The name What Lies Beneath comes from the mystery About what lies beneath a Mans Penis. It is said that this stands for "Just Another Katch-22" but in actual fact it really stood for "Jackingoff After Klass 22times". This comes out sounding somewhat like 2 cats in a bag being swung around your head.īefore the sucess of What Lies Beneath, the band went by the name JAK-22. It is an experimental fusion of Death Metal, Black Metal, Gothic Metal, Emo, Punk, Jazz, Blues, Indie, Electronic, Rap.HAHAHA FUCK THAT, Metalcore, Deathcore, Deathgrind, Masturbating Quietly in a corner with a hammer?, Pop, Miley Cyrus Hating, Post Hardcore, Acoustic, Alternative, With A Stick Of Dynamite, Mexican Metal Band. What Lies Beneath Is Possibly the most Heaps Sickiest band known to man. ~ Durry "SmokesAlotOfStuff" Duzz on His Current Location ~ Rain "Touch Your Toes" Budha on Penis “ This Aint My House” Nothing Better Then A Big Black One On A Cold Day” ~ Jonfan "The Island" FreshFucker on the time he got high huffing kittens “ Gosh Darn I Love That Stuff. ~ Durry "SmokesAlotOfStuff" Duzz on Band Practice “ This morning when I got out of bed my foot hovered before It hit the ground, Hovered for a split second just like i was floating.I'm telling you.I Think I Can Fly” “ WOW MAN ,that hole time i was actually smokeing a joint” Now i can do what i usually do and get praised for it I have dial up at home and just kept making new accounts All me mates call me durryman hence the usernameīeen sockpuppeting and changeing wikipedia for years
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